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Here R sum of my fav. Tribal quotes - most of them from Lex, but hey, he gets all the cool lines! :)





"And of course, the secret ingredient is custard" - Tai-San
"Yeah, custard. Custard?" - Bray


"I'd rather take a bath with a shark" - Lex










"In a month, unlikely as it may seem, we'll have made men out of you all..." - MAJOR GRANT
"I wonder how she'll do that, eh?" - LEX
"Does someone have something to say?" - MAJOR GRANT
"Well that all depends on how you're gonna make 'men' out of us" - LEX
"And what's your name recruit?" - MAJOR GRANT
"Lex" - LEX
"Lex ma'am" - MAJOR GRANT
"No, no just Lex" - LEX
"...Just Lex. Well, 'Just Lex', I'm gonna be keeping my eye on you" - MAJOR GRANT
"I know the feeling...ma'am. Yes ma'am, I'll be looking forward to it" - LEX (grinning)
"Oh? You'll be looking forward to it will you? I'm pleased to hear that. That's very important, nothing else matters. And I'm sure as long as I know how Lex feels, I'll get along just fine" - MAJOR GRANT

*SHE STARTS TO WALK AWAY, THEN TURNS AND SHOUTS*

"What's that on your boot?!" - MAJOR GRANT

*LEX LOOKS DOWN, AND SHE HITS HIM OVER THE HEAD*

"Eyes front! What's that on your boot?!" - MAJOR GRANT

*LEX LOOKS DOWN AGAIN, AND SHE HITS HIM HARDER ON THE FOREHEAD*
"Are you deaf? Eyes front!" - MAJOR GRANT
"It would be a pleasure ma'am" - LEX

*SHE SLAPS HIM ACROSS THE FACE*

"Oh, poor Lex. Did that hurt? Do you feel hurt? Are you hurt?" - MAJOR GRANT
"No ma'am!" - LEX
"Well you will be as soon as you've finished this course! If you finish this course! And if you don't finish this course, I'll send you right home to your mimmy. Do you understand me?" - MAJOR GRANT
"Yes ma'am. But I'll get through it. From what I'v heard, it's easy" - LEX
"Easy? Well that's one way of putting it. If you wanna call it easy then that's just fine" - MAJOR GRANT

*MAJOR GRANT TURNS AWAY FROM LEX*

"And if any of you other boys find this course easy, you'll have Lex to thank. Oh, and one more thing, while you're here, I'd like you all to think of me as your mother, mummy, mamma" - MAJOR GRANT
"Er, why ma'am?" - RYAN
"Because while you're here, I am your mother. But unlike your real mamma, I hate you, each and every one of you. And you Lex, I dispise you, You want to know why? Because you're trash. You look like trash, you think like trash and you smell like trash. TRASH! What is he?" - MAJOR GRANT (she's soooo wrong!)
"Trash!" - RECRUITS
"That's what the rest of the boys think of you, and that's what you think, isn't it Lex? I'm talking trash boy. Come on, let me hear you say it...yeah..." - MAJOR GRANT
"Forget it!" - LEX
"Oh you see Lex, I have a problem with that. I can't forget it and I won't forget it. No sir. No no no, not me. I don't forget, anything or anyone. After I'v finished with you, you're not gonna forget me either. You'll never forget mamma, and you wanna know why? WHAT IS THAT ON YOUR BOOT?! ANSWER YOUR MOTHER YOU DISGUSTING PIECE OF DIRT!" - MAJOR GRANT
"Er, ma'am?" - RYAN
"What? What?

*MOVES OVER TO RYAN*

"Sorry ma'am, it's just that there isn't anything on his boot ma'am. They're both clean ma'am. Both of them" - RYAN
"Are you contradicting me recruit?" - MAJOR GRANT
"No ma'am, I'm just telling you" - RYAN
"Well, you're a big boy, aren't you? And what's your name recruit?" - MAJOR GRANT
"Ryan" - RYAN (smiling)
"So, Lex and Ryan. Oh, listen up boys; mamma saw something on Lex's boot. He didn't see it, and neither did our friend Ryan here. But mamma saw it, and you're gonna be able to see it too, oh yes. And since this is your first day, I was planning to let you off the obsticle course, just this once. But because Lex and Ryan seem to have so much to say, I think it's about time we let off a bit more steam, don't you? And got a little bit more dirt on Lex's boots. On all of your boots. And just remember who you have to thank for this. Now move!" - MAJOR GRANT
  "First you will join me in giving thanks to Zoot. All kneel. ALL KNEEL!" - The Guardian








"Yeah well Ebony's cracked. This is the Chosen we're talking about. If they get to the alarms we're gonna need iron bars not an extra set of bells" - LEX
"yeah, I can really see them going 'Run run, they've got 2 stes of alarms!'" - KC
"Yeah right. 'Oh mighty Zoot, you never warned us about this one!'" - LEX

LEX LOOKS UP TO SEE TRUDY LOOKING AT HIM

"I'm out here for something to eat" - TRUDY
"Trudy go back to bed, I'll get you something" - SALENE

KC LEANS OVER TO LEX AND WHISPERS SOMETHING

"What did you say!" - TRUDY
"Nothing" - KC
"Don't tell me nothing - do you think I'm a fool? I know when I'm being talked about!" - TRUDY
"Trudy, please" - SALENE
"Oh you'd love to know, wouldn't you! All of you, in every detail! Well I'm sorry to disappoint you, but that is ny business and no one elses. So you can stop all your whispering and speculation, cuz as far as you're concerned, NOTHING HAPPENED, GOT IT!" - TRUDY

TRUDY STORMS OFF

"What?" - JACK
"What did you say anyway?" - LEX
"Just, pass the sugar" - KC

"What's this? Did I forget to renew my library books again?" - Lex





"Not dancing Lex?" - TAI-SAN
"Not in the mood" - LEX

TAI-SAN HANDS LEX A FLASK

"I'm not drinking either" - Lex
"It's OK, it herbal tonic, good for energy" - TAI-SAN
"OK. Thanks" - LEX

LEX TAKES A DRINK AND SPITS IT OUT AGAIN

"Uuh!" - LEX
"Of course, it's not to everyones taste" - TAI-SAN (Grinning)
"Well it would be, if I really wanted to vomit" - LEX

We're Mallrats. We're a protected species." - Dal






"Hello? Is anyone there? Hello?" - BRAY
"Salene? Salene!" - RYAN
"Damn it!" - LEX
"SALENE!" - RYAN
"The Chosen must have got here first" - BRAY
"Yeah. Nice one Bray. You think that up all by yourself?" - LEX
"Oh no, no. Don't take this out on me Lex" - BRAY
"Who am I supposed to take it out on? It was you and Danni who got us into this in the first place!" - LEX
"We didn't" - BRAY
"I don't want to hear this, OK? You screwed up and you know it!" - LEX
"Fine. FINE. Whatever!" - BRAY
"From now on, we do everything my way" - LEX
"And what do you want to do?" - BRAY
"Alright. First things first. I'm wanna hunt down ths fruitcake, this Guardian whatever-his-name-is, and I'm gonna tear his arms off!" - LEX
*SARCASTIC CLAP FROM BRAY*
"Good plan Lex" - BRAY
"You got a better one?" - LEX
"You just stopped me from doing exactly same thing, remember? The best way to save Danni? Oh,'Sit tight Bray'?" - BRAY
"This is different" - LEX
"How?" - BRAY
"In case you haven't remembered Bray, I'm married now. THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE MY HONEYMOON!" - LEX
"Supposed to be mine aswell. My wife's missing too. So let's stop arguing and think of a way to get them back!" - RYAN


"Congratulations. You've just signed your own death warrant. Excuse me" - Lex






"Oi! Remember me?" - Lex
"You look stupid" - Ebony
"Not half as stupid as I do without them" - Lex (of his shades)


"What are you looking at? What are you looking at? Huh! Lex is my name. Sexy Lexy. Well take a good look! I guess you all know who you are." - Lex





"Jack, tell me honestly, I mean, what are our chances here?" - BRAY
"Well I'd put mine at about 90%, and I'm not so sure about yours" - JACK
"Don't get cockey!" - BRAY

*LEX APPEARS WITH A FEW OTHERS*

"Here they are. The meanest bunch of desperados this side of sector 10" - LEX
"Great. Great, lets do it. Jack, Ryan, you guys go on ahead. Lex you tell your guys to round up the others and keep them out of sight - supprise is gonna be the key" - BRAY
"Wait a minute...um...what others?" - LEX
"The people. You know, the tribes" - BRAY

*LEX LOOKS GUILTY*

"You were gonna mobilise the people! What are you telling me? This is it? Are you kidding? Lex we need an army, we need an army Lex!" - BRAY
"You have no idea what we're facing out there! The people don't wanna fight. The people wanna lie down, role over and play dead. I'm lucky I got anyone!" - LEX
"Don't you ger it yet? We are gonna be massacred!" - BRAY

*SOME PEOPLE RUN AWAY*

"No, wait! Wait! Where are you going? Come back you cowards! Nice one Bray! Do you have any idea how long it took me to whip up that lot?" - LEX
"This is no back ally brawl Lex. We're fighting for the whole city here" - BRAY
"Right. You think you can do better? You go out and try!" - LEX
"I couldn't do any worse, could I?" - BRAY

*BRAY STORMS OUT*

"Fine! Leave! Don't worry about us, we'll be just fine without ya!" - LEX